Thought I saw a puddy tat

While I still haven't found a lesbian to contribute here at Fagcraft, I did find one in Ulduar!

Meet Auriaya, the resident crazy cat lady of Ulduar. What a big dyke. Four cats, a big fucking hammer (lesbians love tools) and horribly outdated clothes. I was a little disappointed she isn't wearing birkenstocks, but she more than makes up for it with her abilities:

• Sonic Screech (Angry Lesbian Music)
• Sentinel Blast (Lesbian Hammer to the Face)
• Terrifying Screech (ZOMG Big Fucking Lesbian...RUN!!!!)
• Summon Swarming Guardian (Great....more cats)

Without a lesbian side kick I was forced to make the introductions myself...so I rolled out the homosexual welcome wagon. I thought this would be a great time to bring my new favorite toy.

If I had thought more about it I prolly wouldn't have brought a ridiculously long phallic object to a meet and greet with a lesbo. Still I don't think it warranted the response I got. That fucking bitch sent her cats after me. I was not amused.

Please. For the love of gays...help me find a lesbian for fagcraft! I can't keep doing the lesbo half of the homo WoW thing. It hurts too much.