Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Your guildie might be gay if...

I was chatting with fellow Warcraft Queen Derevka (who runs a very informative end-game priest blog) today about identifying closet cases in your guild. For every openly gay member of your guild there's at least another one in the closet. Normally your gaydar sorts out this kind of thing for you irl but I've found that in game this essential tool is buggier than Ignis on patch day. Identification of other homos in the guild normally falls under the jurisdiction of your e-Hag. Sometimes that bitch gets lazy...or is out looking for a you have to do some of the grunt work for yourself. In an effort to help you find those that are orientation acceptance challenged (what's the PC term for closet fag anyway?) I've compiled the following list of "zomg gay" things to keep a look out for.
  • When talking on vent you hear Britney, Lady GaGa, JT, or anyone that has ever been on American Idol (or American Idol itself) playing in the background.
  • Laughs at your Golden Girls jokes or references.
  • Is a healer.
  • Is a Blood Elf. (Super gay if a Blood Elf healer)
  • Has spent more than 200g at the Barbershop.
  • Refers to gems as "gemmies"
  • Reads my blog.
  • Ever whispers you the following:
This list is not meant to be all inclusive. In fact, there are prolly a billion things that should raise rainbow flags. Hit me up with some of the ones that you have observed and I'll add them to this list :)


  1. Hey! My main may be a Blood Elf, and a healer, and correct other people's fashion, and get Golden Girls references, but he's not gay. He's married!

    Even if he does like being on the bottom.

  2. If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and sucks dick like a duck...