Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Omg they're nasty >8<

The easiest way to get cheap lulz in your raid or guild is to talk about vagina. A lot. Straight people will never get over your aversion to that nasty, confusing, irrelevant area between a girl's legs. The best way to accomplish this is to attempt to describe what exactly you think it is that's going on down there. From what I've been able to piece together through hearsay and one awkward night of too many tasty beverages, it's a lot like mangled roast beef.

I think there must be a few homos at Blizzard that attempted to describe the area as well. The fruits of their labor can be seen throughout Azeroth:
  • The Noxious Lair
  • The Gaping Chasm
  • The Writhing Deep
  • The Hidden Grove
  • Frostwhisper Gorge
  • Drygulch Ravine
  • The Fleshwerks
  • Grizzlemaw
  • The Savage Thicket
The truth is I could go on and on...but I think you get the point. IMHO the best description is given by Karen Walker to Jack McFarland.

1 comment:

  1. I would totally crop that picture to look PERFECT... but I think you'd get flagged for posting a vagina....