Friday, April 24, 2009

Thought I saw a puddy tat

While I still haven't found a lesbian to contribute here at Fagcraft, I did find one in Ulduar!

Meet Auriaya, the resident crazy cat lady of Ulduar. What a big dyke. Four cats, a big fucking hammer (lesbians love tools) and horribly outdated clothes. I was a little disappointed she isn't wearing birkenstocks, but she more than makes up for it with her abilities:
  • Sonic Screech (Angry Lesbian Music)
  • Sentinel Blast (Lesbian Hammer to the Face)
  • Terrifying Screech (ZOMG Big Fucking Lesbian...RUN!!!!)
  • Summon Swarming Guardian (Great....more cats)
Without a lesbian side kick I was forced to make the introductions I rolled out the homosexual welcome wagon. I thought this would be a great time to bring my new favorite toy.

If I had thought more about it I prolly wouldn't have brought a ridiculously long phallic object to a meet and greet with a lesbo. Still I don't think it warranted the response I got. That fucking bitch sent her cats after me. I was not amused.

Please. For the love of me find a lesbian for fagcraft! I can't keep doing the lesbo half of the homo WoW thing. It hurts too much.


  1. If I pretend to be lesbian, can I make an alt to join your guild?

  2. It might just come down to that :( Still not finding a lesbian to blog here....maybe they don't exist >.>