Tuesday, May 19, 2009

DKs R OP + G.A.Y.

I have things pretty good in my guild. I can honestly say that I have never felt that the words "gay" or "homo" or "fag" have been used to define me in a negative connotation. Sure they might break out one of these choice phrases from time to time...but only after I insulted their race, religion, ethos, love of vagina, or pubic hair color first. And even then it's all been in good fun. The street goes both ways so I try not to use these words to describe something I dislike or find awful, which is why I don't like to be on vent when I PvP. There is nothing gayer in the entire goddamn universe than Death Knights and I get pretty vocal about it. Some of their moves are just ridiculous...ridiculously GAY!

Fag Grip: Harness the homosexual energy that surrounds and binds all matter, drawing the target toward the fag knight and forcing the enemy to STAND THERE AND GET WTFBBQ COCK IN THE FACE.

Chains of Gay: Shackles the target with gay chains, reducing their movement rate to zero. The target regains 10% of their anal virginity each second for 10 sec.

I could continue to rail against these blatant homosexuals and smack talk moves such as Fagulate, Death and Queercay, Icebound Fagitute, or Howling Homo...but I don't want to give them more of the time out of my day than I already have.