Homo say what?

Basically if English and a retarded monkey had a baby, you'd get the form of netspeak that is used in most online games. If you're new to these environments, you probably have no clue what is being discussed in any of the chat channels you have access to. There are game specific acronyms flying left and right and memes upon memes upon memes. After a few months however you develop a reasonable understanding of wtf is being said. The mistake most people make at this point is to disregard context and blindly translate everything said in game to be actually game related. You need to pay special attention to what the homos in your guild are saying. There's a language in a language in a language at work there. In an effort to open your eyes a little I will take some time out of my busy schedule to share some entries taken from my WoW Gay -> English dictionary.

Homo Says: "brb...i'm gonna hop on my twink"
Really Means: "I'm going to go fuck a 18-22 year old skinny boy"

Homo Says: "the arenas last night were awful...nothing but bears"
Really Means: "I didn't have a good time at the gay bar last night. There was nothing but old, fat, hairy guys."

Homo Says: "feel free to BoP me if it looks like I need it"
Really Means: "If I'm on my stomach with my pants around my ankles, go to town."

Homo Says: "fuck...I can't right now...it's on cool down"
Really Means: "I just came, give me a little bit."

Homo Says: "go ahead and pull, i'm rdy"
Really Means: "It ain't gonna get much harder than this, get on with that hand job!"

Homo Says: "I got new leather pants last night...they're awesome!"
Really Means: "I got new leather pants last night...they're awesome!" (irl)

Homo Says: "yeah i got LoS on ya...you're good"
Really Means: "Nice ass."

Homo Says: "wtb illusion dust"
Really Means: "I want to buy some coke."

Homo Says: "wtb infinite dust"
Really Means: "I want to buy a lot of coke."

Now, listen up str8 people. Seeing as y'all are now aware of this, I urge you to use caution when typing. You might get us all excited for no good reason. A couple months ago I saw someone in trade chat "Looking to Form a Group" using the following: LtFAG

Lieutenant Fag indeed.