Faggle

Apparently one of the WoW Bloggers 10 Commandments is "Thou must review addons and posteth your thoughts." It's the one right after "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's readers." I live in enough sin as it is, so I need to stick to the rules when I can. So without further ado I present the first Fagcraft addon review!

Today we're going to look at Peggle, the new mini game addon. This baby is handy for long winded boss explanations, premature raid deaths, extended flight paths, and really any vent conversation that's boring as fuck. Lets take a look at how it works.

Step 1: Select a character.

Your choices are either Bjorn the dick sucking Norwegian unicorn, or Splork the creepy ass green thing. Clearly we pick Bjorn... and not just because unicorns are awesome. His special ability (super guide) is very helpful when trying to cram your junk in a tight place.

Step 2: Select a map.

The object of the game is basically to unload your balls at the pegs until they are all gone. When you're about to shoot it's imperative you know what you're aiming at. Right at the moment of release make sure your cannon is pointed at the intended target...then sit back and watch your balls spray all over. Peggle comes with many maps to choose from but the following is my favorite:

After your balls are empty you're rewarded with perhaps the gayest victory party ever.

Step 3: Celebrate!

Rainbows and stars and unicorns...oh mai. It's like Tinkerbell fucking exploded. So pretty. Anyway, y'all should definitely give this one a shot and tell me what ya think.