The first one is pretty easy. Look for a dude working at a secretarial or assistant level. Failing that find anything with a penis that's working in HR.
Finding the WoW players is usually pretty easy too...one trip to IT tends to sort that out rather quick. I had to make that trip today to get some network crap figured out. As I was about to open the door I made a silent bet with myself that I would interrupt 2 rather scruffy looking nerd types talking about how Mimi was getting the nerf bat rammed up his ass sideways in the next patch. I couldn't have been more wrong.
There wasn't a guy in site. There was nothing but attractive clueless women. Not only did these girls not play Warcraft, but I'm fairly convinced they couldn't spell computer let alone provide me with proper passwords to access mine. Needless to say I didn't get the level of service I was expecting. Welcome to government work I guess.
I love those games too... I find it so difficult to find the homos. And the ones i do find, I wish they weren't homos b/c i'm embarrassed by 'em.
ReplyDeleteFinding the wow players is always easiest, imo.
Wow.. I was not expecting to see boobs when I clicked your RSS feed. I did a double take, made sure I wasn't in some porn pop up.
ReplyDeleteThis is a good way to increase your numbers, might I add.